The Grand Optimist


"It's been a long road, so many souls sold. Living for possessions in a world of obsessions. I heard she craves spirit and the gods crave matter. That gave disaster, chaos, the laughter."

(Source: iraffiruse, via twerk-killer)

If you could herp…


…would you derp??

How much herp would a herpderp derp if a herpderp could derp herp?

It’s a girl, everyone!


Katy Perry and Riff Raff are style twins tbh

Both deserve to be punched for reasons other than just this.

(via interpreting-me)


I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

This dude’s just hanging in there for some.

Anonymous said: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad


Seriously, I work at Olive Garden. You motherfuckers need to quit handling divorce topics in the fucking restaurant. It makes your server and everyone around you uncomfortable. It seems like a thing since I’ve been working there.

↳my most cherished video game characters(in to particular order)|The Boss

↳”She didn’t betray the United States. No… far from it. She was a hero who died for her country. She carried out her mission knowing full well what was going to happen. Self-sacrifice… Because that was her duty.”

(via european-extreme)


Reblog this for suicide prevention.

I’m open to messages as well if you need to talk.
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